What did the big furry hat say to the warm woolly scarf?
"You hang around while I go on ahead."
What do you call fifty penguins in the Arctic?
Lost! REALLY lost! (Penguins live in Antarctica.)
Why do seals swim in salt water?
Because pepper water makes them sneeze!
Why are there only snow men and not snow women?
Because only men are dumb enough to stand out in the snow without a coat.