What did the Arctic wolf ask in the restaurant?
Are these lemmings fresh off the tundra?
What did the big furry hat say to the warm woolly scarf?
You hang around while I go on ahead.
What's the difference between an iceberg and a clothes brush?
One crushes boats and the other brushes coats!
What bites with no teeth?
Where do penguins go to dance?
The snow ball!
What do you get from sitting on the ice too long?
Why do seals swim in salt water?
Because pepper water makes them sneeze!